Joe

Joe was the last person on earth I expected to do that. I mean really. I went to school with the guy Kindergarden through Senior year, and never once had he mentioned anything about rabbits. He hadn't even owned a rabbit as long as I knew him, and now he has a bunny farm all of a sudden? What is that? It seems like he's that farmer from Phineas and Ferb who buys a bunny farm without bunnies then just all of a sudden bunnies fall out of the sky right on to his farm. Maybe that's what happened.. yeah, I bet that's it. I'll have to go visit him sometime and see.

2 days later:
Well, I visited Joe, and he is not like the farmer from Phineas and Ferb.. He's crazy. He genuinely believes he is a super hero.. Bunny Man to be exact. His powers include eating carrots really fast, and wiggling his nose in an attempt to be "overwhelmingly adorable to the extent that it kills his enemies" --his words not mine. But a Forty-year-old man dressed up as a pink bunny doesn't bring the word 'cute' to mind.. It does trigger the use of another 'c' adjective though! What was it again.. oh yeah. Creepy. Well, by the time I left Joe's bunny farm I'd seen everything from his bunny-mobile (a white Prius with pieces of white felt sticking up from the side of each front door, and a pink nose painted on the hood) to his bunny lair... His closet with a stash of carrots, bunny suits, and a litter box in the corner (though he says it's only for emergencies.. Ew.) The whole experience was just awkward.. But I guess I learned one thing.. Life doesn't get better for everyone after High school.