Morning Pracrtice

I'm really tired.. as you can probably tell by the miss-spelled title.. Soo in this post I would like to talk about the thoughts that go through my head on days I have morning practice-- just for kicks.

3:50 A.M.
*alarm rings obnoxiously in the background*
"Crap."
*presses the snooze button*

3:59 A.M.
"Fine, you win. Stupid alarm."
"I wonder how mad Neil would be if I skipped?", "yeahh, he'd be mad."
Reluctantly climbs out of bed and makes zombie-like motions toward the bathroom.
"You know almost 4 hours of sleep is pretty good! It's more than I usually get.. Maybe I can trick myself into thinking I got a full night's sleep."

4:10 A.M.
Slings swim bag onto back and heads downstairs.

4:14 A.M.
Goes to load the car. Tries to pick up school bag, mesh bag, swim bag, and books all at once.
"OH MY GOSH, WHY do I have so much stuff?"
Drops swim bag and books, puts everything else in the car then then comes back to get the rest of it.

4:19 A.M.
"Crap, I have to go!"
Jumps in the Jeep and heads out.

4:23 A.M.
Gets to first red light, no one is coming in either directions.
"Okay. This light is never going to turn. It doesn't even sense the car. This is so not cool. No one is coming in the other direction, why do they have a green light? I should just go. But what if there's a policeman or something? Screw it, I need to get to swimming."
*light turns green*
"okay, whatever."

4:30 A.M.
Turning onto 400 North.
"I'm tired"
*blasts the radio*

4:34 A.M.
Passes Exit 12

4:39 A.M.
Passes Exit 13
"I like 400 much better when I'm the only one on it"

4:41 A.M.
Passes Exit 14
"Kay almost there"

4:42 A.M.
Passes Exit 15

4:43 A.M.
Exits off at 16

4:45 A.M.
*Turns into the poool parking lot*
"Yay!! I beat Neil!"

4:46 A.M.
*Neil pulls in*
"heh heh heh heh. I win"

4:50 A.M.
*progresses into the giddy phase of exhaustion.*

4:52 A.M.
*Miranda, Michael, Riley, and Katherine arrive*
"YAY!! HI FRIENDS!!"

5:00 A.M.
*looks at the practice.*
"Crap this is going to suck."

6:00 A.M.
"okay, halfway done, this isn't that bad"
Riley says "Your mom isn't that bad."
Everyone else in the lane: *facepalm*

6:30 A.M.
*swimming*
"I'M SOOOO HUNGRY"

6:35 A.M.
*still swimming*
"Crap, I forgot to do my math homework.. again"

6:40 A.M.
Coach Neil: "500 free all out for time."
*sings in head*
"If I die young bury me in satin.."

6:45 A.M
"Okay, last 50. I got this. "

6:55 A.M
"Warm down, yay!!"

7:00 A.M
"Crap, I have to go, I'm going to be late for school."

7:15 A.M.
*Leaves swimming*
"BYE MICHAEL!"

7:45 A.M.
"I. Hate. Traffic."

8:00 A.M.
"I'm so hungary!! but if I get food, I'll be late to school. Decisions, decisions."


8:05 A.M.
"Still hate traffic."

8:15 A.M.
*pulls into the Junior parking lot*
"Finally!"

8:23 A.M.
*school starts, exhaustion really starts to set in*
"Well this will be fun."

Yep! that's pretty much how my mornings go.. swimming is great.